BOYS BOYS BOYS

Hi people! Last time I talked on girls and the categories there are, hopefully I was speaking at least to some extent an atom of truth. However, it would not be complete without me talking on the types of boys we have to complement this series. I mean what is good for the goose is good for the gander right? Also we cannot have these categories of girls and not have boys its just not balanced yet. That being said there are categories of guys and as I guy it is only right to be able to identify a guy merely looking at him or hanging out with him for a few minutes. There are types of guys and I would get straight to it;

THE RELIGIOUS EXCOS: These guys from the sub-topic are the executives of their various fellowships. The difficulty I’m having though is some are taken as mainstream while some are “spirikoko”, there's no balance in the excos which makes the collection more interesting. These guys are the ones responsible for the new corpers coming in i.e the Otondos. Although they also have girlfriends but everything is always on a lowkey.
THE FAMILY HOUSE GUYS: These guys are not excos but they live in the family house either for one reason or the other. Sometimes they tend to lean towards the ‘world’ while sometimes they lean towards the religious and spiritual events but the main point is they don’t want to be controlled just because they live in the family house, they believe they should still do things on their own terms.
THE FLIRTS: These guys are seen in the midst of girls always laughing and making jokes. Its like these guys came to serve for one reason and one reason only; get the girls and get every tribe of them. There's no tribe that is off limits. These guys get their work done easily, don’t know how they do it but if you wanna learn you should just look for them right about that time after CDS meetings or even during the meetings, they don’t make contributions except when it involves getting the digits.
THE JOLLY-IST: These guys are the never dulling spirit guys, there's not a dull moment with them, they know the bar that bubbles, has the cheapest drinks and where there's the best pepper soup. These guys are good at spotting cool joints and nice locations. The interesting part of this group is they are not just guys but girls too. These set of guys don’t care about the service to the community but the service to living and jollying.
THE POLITICIANS: These set of guys actually are divided into two; the ones who eye the exco positions and the ones who talk the nation’s politics. The ones eyeing the exco position tend to always put themselves or try to lobby for the positions by one way or the other either by trying to do something in the local government or making contributions during CDS meetings. The ones always talking politics are obviously the ones interested in the election and its antics, they follow every form of news and begin their arguments from the campaign to the news filtering in. either way they are always in the know about who just left a political party or who just joined another party.

I hope I have categorized the guys accordingly, the guys are easy to spot and one can even be in more than one category unlike girls who can’t be in two groups without contradicting a code. Hope you have a wonderful week ahead and remember; birds of a feather flock together, its not who hangs out with you that influences you but who you hang out with. You choose your friends they don’t choose you, the choice is always yours.