Monday, February 16, 2015

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

As the topic implies im sure you know what I want to talk about but before I do that let me just make you all know they types of girls we have during service year or to be more specific the types of girls I have met during my service year in this my local government. Let me just put this disclaimer there though; this is not an attack on any individual nor is it a way to make me look cool, I might be wrong but like I said it is from my frustrated point of view. That being said im a controversial person and I don’t really fell you would understand me but just read and reader’s discretion is adviced.

The types of girls I have met during my stay in this local government are as follows;
THE CHRISTIAN SISTERS: These are the girls that are Christians and do everything more or less with the love of God. They are cool, would get into a conversation with you as long as its not profane babbling and it doesn’t offend them. I must say they are good cooks too plus unlike other girls who would rubbish you if you try to woe them they always let you off gently (at least the stories I’ve heard them say).
THE RELIGIOUS GIRLS: These are the ones we know are either chirstians or muslims but are not as religious as the first. For the Christians, they would allow you hug, cheer them up and even go the extra mile of trying to impress them but when you begin to nurture than interest they cut you off and break your heart. For the muslims, there’s handshaking and hugging at some point unlike those with no touch policy but you can’t go beyond friendship because they are supposedly ‘engaged’. These set make it interesting but where’s the fun when its all game to them and the game ends at first half.
THE IGBO GIRLS: These girls are fun mehn!! First they drink and don’t shy away from taking them to a bar just to hang out and just have some fun. Secondly they are easy to talk with (at least the ones that are not towering over you). They might not be easily given to just hang out with someone outside their tribe, they stick to males of their tribes and flow too well because of their language. At the end of the day an Igbo girl would rather date an igbo guy than date someone from another tribe.
THE YORUBA GIRLS: These are the ones that might not know how to cook but know how to chat a guy up just for means within their hearts. I have discovered that unlike their igbo counterparts they are easy to talk to and easy to get it on with. Although most of them don’t drink or don’t drink as often. Most of them are in relationships or get into relationships during service.
THE JOVIAL GIRLS: These girls are fun anytime of the day. They are the ones who every guy wants to hang out with or date but only one guy has the key to the heart, even at that they still flow with everybody as if they don’t have a relationship making everybody they talk with smile and have a good time while they are there. Although I only see the platonic side I don’t know what’s happening under-G and even if I do its not time to start pulling out the hare from the hat yet.
THE MOTHERLY GIRLS: these are the ones who either have children they bring to CDS or they care for you like a mother. The ones with children are either looking like they came from war or they are looking as dashing as ever even with a cute handsome boy. I’m a sucker for cute babies so I appreciate the mothers. The other though are those who when you visit them would make sure you have enough to eat and even if you want some take away. These are the ones that always look out for you even when you have left their places. A joy to be with an friends to have when allowee don dey reach ground zero
AND THE FLIRTATIOUS GIRLS: these girls are the ones you know are either not serious or are just looking for your cash or something extra. It goes both ways but if you are one with an eye you would definitely know them and its not by their dressing. I should tell you a secret but I won’t. for the guys who like to have fun they would definitely attract them.

These are the sets of girls we have in service (according to me and what I’ve seen) and its up to you to know the ones you attract and even if you attract the ones you want there are some you should move close to rather than attract. Another week and the countdown is imminent, the month going to an end and I can’t wait to collect my RIGHT. Remember its not how you begin that matters its how you hold till the end because the end is definitely greater than the beginning.



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